User:Auvi5
Joke of the Day
A woman was sleeping in her bed when her husband crashing through the front door at 3 am waking her up. He staggered and tried to get up the stairs, "what are you doing" she shouted, the husband replies "I’m trying to get a gallon of beer up the stairs".
"Leave it down there" she bellowed.
"I cant" he replied "I’ve drunk it".